one week. one week. one week. one week.
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
theepichumor: Not wearing socks #YOLO Forever alone #SOLO Marco #POLO Condom broke #OHNO Forever trollin’ #TROLLOL You like men? #HOMO Bitches be crazy #FOSHO Cold outside? Drink hot #COCO Got no house #HOBO Toy on a string #YOYO Villain in power puff girls #MOJOJOJO Dont get caught by the #POPO It’s not funny to get hit in the #ELBO Can I touch ya boob? #NONO
at a party: can i have your wi-fi code?